I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite." 

wowfunniestposts:

Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”

This blog is so hilarious

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via christopheralbertgeorge)

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